She leaves me with no other choice!

She leaves me with no other choice! My cousin, Jenna, that is. If she doesn't start updating her blog more than once a quarter, I will be forced to hijack her blogspot and update for her!!! Trust me, she will not like it! The posts will not be her usual works of excellence consisting of flawless grammar and an extensive use of vocabulary (after all, she is the one with the degree from UNC and all the creative writing courses under her belt, not me) but, at least, her readers will be informed! Jenna, don't make me illegally seize your posts! How can I promote you as the next Francine Rivers when I can't depend on you to update? 

I need some more Jenna in my life!